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Buy a Fucking Ticket

Tue Nov 21, 2006, 3:47 PM
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You know the joke:

There' s a very devout woman name Maureen. She really is in tight straights. She doesn't have any money so she prays to God:

"Jesus, I love you with my whole heart. I really need you to help me win the lottery."

And so she prays every day.

And week after week, she doesn't win.

Finally after months of unanswered prayers, Maureen breaks down: "God, why have you forsaken me?! I have done everything you ever asked and I love you with my whole heart but you still won't let me win the lottery."

And for once God answers. He says "Maureen, you gotta meet me halfway. . ."

"Buy a fucking ticket."

That is my theory for life. If you wan to win the lottery you gotta buy a fucking ticket.

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  • Current Residence: Florida aka Satan's ass crack
  • Interests: writing, drawing, general freakiness, obscure *and not so obscure* European actors, singing *badly*
  • Favourite movie: Shallow Grave, Queen of the Damned, Big Fish, The Crow, Distrubing Behavior, Legend, Phantom,
  • Favourite band or musician: The Darkness, David Bowie, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Doors
  • Favourite genre of music: rock (original, no?)
  • Favourite poet or writer: Laurell K. Hamilton, Anne Rice, Dean Koontz, Kim Harrison
  • Operating System: PC
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod, I enjoy dicotomy
  • Shell of choice: flaky, buttery pastery kind
  • Wallpaper of choice: invisible *me, shy?*
  • Skin of choice: the kind that keeps my insides in
  • Favourite game: Moose
  • Favourite cartoon character: Wile E. Coyote (I like an underdog)
  • Personal Quote: Fuck trouble, eat cookies!
  • Tools of the Trade: teeth

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~cabbagesandkings May 5, 2005, 2:39:21 PM
Punta Gorda, about 20 miles north of Ft. Myers. Hurricane central if you prefer. I normally don't like to be all "waaah, hurricanes blah blah blah" but it's the easiest way to describe my location.

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"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt."~ Slaughterhouse-five
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~Celebwen Aug 5, 2004, 10:33:02 AM
I saw three different ones yesterday. All of them had a jaguar (the animal) run through someone's activity, then they say, 'we should get that new jaguar.' or 'should we get the blue jaguar, or the green?'
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~Celebwen Aug 4, 2004, 7:02:57 PM
Oi! Ioan appears to be narrating the new Jaguar commercials.
God that man has a sexy voice...and then some!!!! =D :lick: mm... :censored:
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~cabbagesandkings Aug 5, 2004, 4:30:22 AM
I didn't notice but I'll be sure to pay attention, now. :) I read an article that said he was in the running to be the next James Bond because Pierce Brosnan is quiting, yummy!

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"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt."~ Slaughterhouse-five
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~Celebwen Aug 6, 2004, 9:46:16 AM
Eh heh! Check *this* out!
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...Bond, Who's Bond?
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~cabbagesandkings Aug 6, 2004, 10:51:45 AM
Yeah I saw that earlier today. I voted for Ioan. :dance:

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"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt."~ Slaughterhouse-five
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*xrainx Jul 29, 2004, 6:07:37 AM
~omg you have the same name as me too :heart:

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*xrainx Jul 29, 2004, 6:07:15 AM
~thankyou for the sweet comment :heart:

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:snowing: Do you dance with clowns? :snowing:
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~cabbagesandkings Jul 29, 2004, 6:21:30 AM
ur welcome. :) what a odd coincedence (that's probably not spelled right) of names.

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"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt."~ Slaughterhouse-five
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